Sunday, June 29, 2003

You Don't Have to Be Jewish to Eat Kosher
Just make sure you don't sing songs to Mary in the Kosher aisle. (Note: Please accept my sincere apology for the off-color Chaucer reference.)

Friday, June 27, 2003

Could Thomas Be Right?
I object to the word "pundette."

In other news, I don't know why I am so drawn to the question headline of late...

A Library in Cuba: What Is It?
This one's a shout-out to my lovely Library of Congress sister, a card-carrying member of the ALA.

Thursday, June 26, 2003

John Steinbeck: Should he be afraid of Oprah?
Wow, an article that compares Steinbeck to a gateway drug.

Coaster With a Message: Your Table Is Ready
Anyone in the mood for food?

Tuesday, June 24, 2003

Laura Lippman's Slate Diary, Tuesday
Ah, career stories.

Philosophers and Kings
Just something to think about.

Europe's on Warning: Don't Mess With Our Lunch
Perhaps I'll break out into the Karaoke song. God knows, I'd probably sing about a burger.

Hand-Wringer's Tale of Tomorrow
Still partial to the historical Atwood...

Amateur Chefs Face off Downtown for Food Network
If only I got the Food Network...

Sunday, June 22, 2003

Among This Ailment's Symptoms: Acute Embarrassment
For all you who'd like to know why my intestine makes that noise...

Saturday, June 14, 2003

Did You Hear the One About the Suicide Bomber?
All four pages are worth reading.

Mind Your Manners -- In the Gym
This one goes out to the grunting Underpants Man and the belching baseball coach.

Friday, June 13, 2003

You're a What? Historic Interpreter
I want to be Martha Washington too!!!!

Rembrandt Victim of 'Botched Ear Piercing'
See what can happen to you when you pierce things?!?

Tuesday, June 10, 2003

As Wal-Mart Goes...
Walmart = Republicans?

Saturday, June 07, 2003

At Gender's Last Frontier
An answer to Donna's question regarding the need to not dress oneself for class...it's all about fertility, it seems.

Robbery suspects apprehended in St. Marys
Same article topic, different news outlet and me thinking no, I don't know of these people...

Steel City Blues
Maybe I can blame my lack of social life on Pittsburgh's mullet-infested dating scene.

Online Video Leads To Rt. 28 Store Beating Arrests: Man, Woman Found In St. Marys
Little town makes big news, as I ponder whether I went to school with Redmond's sister...

Teen Prisoner Adds to Woes by Getting Arm Stuck in Toilet
What really happens when you drop your soap in prison.

Thursday, June 05, 2003

Pittsburgh Businesses Want to Take a Bite Out of Spam
How much money could one make by spending spam? More than by being a telemarketer?

Wednesday, June 04, 2003

Free Flights, Couples' Delights
Makes me want to pack my bags and go elsewhere...

Wilderness Areas Being Proposed for Elk County; Input Sought by ANF on Forest Plan
They claim this won't affect the dive bar with the good burgers in Hallton....