Saturday, May 31, 2003

Tabloid: Alien Baby Found in Wyoming
This restores my confidence in investigative reporting.

New Forest Plan Aims to Expand State Wild Areas
Good news! I'm rather excited about the state's forests, myself...

Wednesday, May 28, 2003

SARS Makes Beijing Combat an Old but Unsanitary Habit
Chalk this one up to "uncleanliness." The very thought of this habit makes me want to....well, spit into a bag.

Sale of PSU Student Castoffs Nets $37,500 for United Way
The results of aforementioned sale...

Thursday, May 22, 2003

Penn State Students Leave Behind 66 Tons of Bargains
Clearly I would love to go to this sale...

Perfectly Frank: A Quest for the Ultimate Hot Dog at PNC Park
Yum, hot dogs! I hope we have them for lunch.

Tuesday, May 20, 2003

All the President's Girls
I'd comment if I could type.

Sunday, May 18, 2003

The Place to Go Where No One Knows Your Name
Rod Beck is living out of a Winnebago. That's the life!

Saturday, May 17, 2003

Miami-Bound Stowaways Take Round-Trip to Colombia
"Hey, Colombian people!" Gotta love when stowing away on a cargo ship goes awry.

Friday, May 16, 2003

Honest Abe, JFK Among Greatest U.S. Presidents
What the hell did JFK do anyway? Cuban Missle Crisis (half his fault, right?), fell off a boat in WWII, said maybe we ought to go the moon, and then died. Notice no one got there while he was still kicking. Not good. George Washington, though, clearly set the precident for the presidents and lead a revolution. Mayhaps if Washington were assinated like Lincoln and JFK, he would be popular too.

College Board Corrects Itself on Test Score
An ambiguous question on the PSAT's? I don't believe it!

Dining out, link by link: Chain Restaurants Take Turns Feeding and Entertaining Us
I don't know why anyone thinks that Hard Rock is cool either. Eeew.

Wednesday, May 14, 2003

A Whiff of Camelot as 'West Wing' Ends an Era
I bid adeiu to what used to be my favorite show....

Sunday, May 11, 2003

Times Reporter Who Resigned Leaves Long Trail of Deception
Pages 1 and 10 are most vital.

Friday, May 09, 2003

Biting at the Future
Believe it or not, Margaret Atwood has written a book that I have no desire to read.

Scores Feared Sucked to Deaths from Congo Jet
Not only does the plane suck, but the headline does too.

Thursday, May 08, 2003

Stop Alien Abductions
Ripping this one off of Dave Barry's blog, but it's honestly too good to be true.

Cockroaches as Shadow and Metaphor
Executing cockroaches....interesting concept. Muh ha ha ha ha

Wednesday, May 07, 2003

A Piece of Slavery's Hidden Past
Another part of history I never knew existed...

Monday, May 05, 2003

Historic Fayette County Mansion for Sale on Ebay
Did George Washington sleep there?

Friday, May 02, 2003

Hiker Amputates Arm to Free Self
Because if you can cut your own arm off, you deserve to be on my blog.

Courtesy of Donna

Eat Your Words: A Guide to Menu English
Every writer writes to her audience!

Two-Inch Latino Role Models, for Good or Ill
Since I live on Carolyn's ghetto floor, I am rather familiar with Homies.