Wednesday, April 30, 2003

A Celebration of Joyce and Jogging
Who said bookworms can't be athletic? Apparently people are running to James Joyce...rather than away from him. Ha ha.

Tuesday, April 29, 2003

Cool Commodities
Are you fake Asian?

Monday, April 28, 2003

Fed Chairman Greenspan "Should Be So Lucky"
What does Greenspan have to do with the price of tea in China? This article is about Clinton, Blair, Bush, Dixie Chicks and Naomi Campbell...I guess he should be so lucky to be included?

Sunday, April 27, 2003

Writing in Schools Is Found Both Dismal and Neglected
Ah, the fun times working in the Writing Center....

Saturday, April 26, 2003

What Happens to Your Social Security Number after You Die?
Very interesting!

PETA Urges Hamburg, N.Y. to Change Name
Yum, hamburgers.

Friday, April 25, 2003

Who Ever Said Comedy Had to Be Fun?
For Barbara's Ed obsession.

Thursday, April 24, 2003

Creed Fans Sue for Refund After Disappointing Show
It's Creed, what did they expect? Meanwhile, I'm still waiting for my $5 refund from the Offhand Way for that horrible night in Trafford where I had the run-in with a certain Zippi.

Wednesday, April 23, 2003

I Feel, Therefore I Am
Spinoza gets his due...meanwhile, if everyone else in the world had minds envisioned by Decartes, my world would be more pleasant. Down with emotional thinkers!

Dude, Where's My Spice Grinder?
What, sushi instead of burgers and cassaroles in the dining hall???

Monday, April 14, 2003

Blogging for Milk
Pasturize this!

Blair to Star in the Simpsons
Just when you thought you were safe from mention of Harry Potter...

Pocket Tracker Monitors Children
Another piece falls into place for my plot to control the universe.

Thursday, April 10, 2003

Usual Suspects
It appears that the usual suspects are former pseudo-Seton Hill students. Don't bother to read the article...not worth the time.

House Expected to Vote on ANWR Drilling in Energy Bill
Update on my dream to work on the Alaskan pipeline.

Tuesday, April 08, 2003

War and Peace and Cup Cakes
"Come to Pittsburgh, where you can always look thinner by standing next to someone."

Two Horrible Flaws in Blair's Panglossian Vision
Ah, Pangloss. All is for the best, I suppose.

The One Where Pooh Goes to Sweden
Colonialism will never die....TV as cultural imperialism and the only time I will ever post anything with "Pooh" in the title.

Tales of Technology: Consider a Cure for Pernicious Infobesity
I might need the crash infodiet...but should I cut out the Economist?

Sunday, April 06, 2003

It's a Wonderful Day in the Neighborhood
Say "no" to inner tubes and "yes" to swim noodles.

NBC Reporter in Iraq Dies
I'm rather bummed.

Wednesday, April 02, 2003

Fun with Google
Julie Young is the Orange County middle school spelling bee champion. Who are you, according to Google?

Tuesday, April 01, 2003

College Students Are Putting the "Odd" Back in Jobs
I wonder how you find a job that requires you to drink lemonade for 30 minutes straight?

R.I.P. Floppy Disk
Adios, floppy disk. I loved you well.